Where's The Can-Opener?

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GUYS. I AM FINALLY USING THIS ON THE CORRECT DAY.

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(Source: cinnamon-and-dill)

(by Olympe B.)

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amenaza:

You read 567 words per minute.
That makes you 127% faster than the national average.

FUCK YES.

You read 475 words per minute.
That makes you 90% faster than the national average.

Well, that’s still pretty good, eh? Haha.

It’s not about how fast you read, it’s about how much you get…and i get very little because I’m a tosser.

You read 949 words per minute.
That makes you 280% faster than the national average.

>.>

You read 314 words per minute. That makes you 26% faster than the national average. 

Well, considering that I’m not English that’s good, isn’t it? XD

You read 1,078 words per minute.
That makes you 331% faster than the national average.

Fun. 

You read 583 words per minute.

That makes you 133% faster than the national average.

“You read 1,094 words per minute. That makes you 338% faster than the national average.”

Wow. I knew I read fast, but. Holy shit.

“You read 514 words per minute. That makes you 106% faster than the national average.”

cool

“You read 530 words per minute. That makes you 112% faster than the national average.”